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Proper Conditioners

Too often I get complimented about how nice my hair is, without any grease in it – about how soft and healthy it looks. Now, I say too often, because this should be the same for the lot of you pomade users! Unless you’re thoroughly washing out the pomade everyday, with various dish soaps and what not, there shouldn’t be any reason why your hair doesn’t look and feel healthy. When most cats shop for pomade, you most likely look for whatever grease and a shampoo to wash it out. Most guys think they’ve covered all of the bases – but there’s a step in between thoroughly washing out pomade, and re-greasing; conditioning. Conditioning your hair and scalp is gonna make a world of difference when pomping.

I mean, fellas…you all admittedly have more hair styling products than most of the ladies you know. But one aspect of hair products most of you guys lack, are proper conditioners. Now, I’m not talking about the in-shower conditioners, I’m talking about the extra products out there, that you let sit in your hair for a while, then rinse out. (Yeah, we’re going there!)  Personally, I feel that you should use an in-shower conditioner every time you take a shower. But if you don’t want to spend money on conditioner, then take a look into some of the following hair conditioning products, you won’t have to use as often, saving you some $$$.

Note: The following products are out of shower hair conditioning products. Meaning, you don’t use these while in the shower. You’ll only need to use em  once every-other-week, or whenever you thoroughly washout your pomade.

Hair Mayonnaise:

You’ve seen this stuff in the ethnic section of the grocery store, drugstore, or any beauty supply shop, but you’ve never taken it into consideration. I’m sure the name is a major turn off, right? Well, I can’t blame ya for turning the other cheek, because I’ve done the same many o’ times!

This stuff is exactly as the name reads – HAIR MAYONNAISE. It smells pretty much like… well… mayonnaise, except I wouldn’t suggest using this stuff to make a tuna salad. The smell isn’t the most pleasant nor the worst, but don’t worry, you won’t have to use this stuff everyday. Or every week, for that matter! After you thoroughly wash out the pomade out of your hair, just work some into your hair and scalp, comb it through, and let sit. Let it sit for about 20 minutes, and your hair will look and feel a whole lot healthier than you’ve ever seen it!

I know you’ll think it’s weird, but using actual mayonnaise to condition hair is nothing new. Seriously, many women have used your favorite sandwich spread to condition their hair. Fortunately, many hair care companies make Hair Mayonnaise, so you don’t have to put your turkey sandwich on top of your heads.

Shea Butter:

I’m sure many of you have looked up how-to-make-pomade and have seen some shea butter recipes, mostly on sites catered to braids and dreadlocks. Don’t judge, pomade wasn’t originally made for pompadours, so don’t put shea butter on the black list.

Shea butter is a known ingredient in many moisturizers. For hair, it works in the same manner. This stuff is applied directly to the scalp, which will promote healthy hair growth and help dry scalps. Many of you cats who suffer from dry scalp, you may want to take this product into consideration.

Simply massage onto your scalp, let sit and rinse out after 20 or so minutes. You can even leave it on your head for days on end, very much so like pomade, but that’s entirely up to you. I prefer to dedicate a single day to conditioning my hair in this manner, so you can experiment. See what works for you.

Hair Creams:

Hair Creams are sort of tricky, as there are various kinds of creams out there. Some are styling creams, others are and/or styling creams. Ones I suggest checking out are the and/or creams. You want something that has some focus towards conditioning, rather than just styling. Confusing, isn’t it?

What makes this type of product worth looking into, is that you can let the product sit in longer than most. Since you could actually style with it, you can go the whole day with a nice conditioner in your hair. Plus, it doesn’t smell like mayonnaise! While it won’t hold like pomade, more like a light water-soluble gel-pomade, so it’ll have enough hold to get you through the day, without looking like a slob.

Use it as either a styling product or simply as a conditioner, then just rinse it out as you please.


So there you have it, a few different types of products to help condition your hair, outside of the shower. While it may be an old concept to some, a new concept to many, it’s something that needed to be brought up regardless! And hey, at least you read it on a guys blog, instead of getting caught reading your lady’s magazine, right? Right…?

But really fellas, conditioning your hair is detrimental FUNDAMENTAL (Thanks Alex!) to having a healthy mane. Without taking proper care of your hair, outside of styling, you may not be so happy with the long-term results of your hair. I’m not saying it’s a definite outcome, but I don’t think it’s a risk any of you are willing to take!

That’s all for now. Until the next time.

Pomp Hard.


Thanks For The Support!

At least he didn't write this on the dog!

But if he did…


Looks like that fridge needs a couple more quality stickers!

Big thanks to Chops Barbershop for all the support he’s given. While he can’t spell Jeris Tonic to save his life, he does know the classic art of barbering. And that’s all that really matters, right? Well, maybe being able to spell correctly would help a bit!

For everyone else who inquired about stickers this past week:

They were shipped today! Yes, even you folks across a pond or two, they were shipped out today! So you should be expecting them shortly!

Thanks again!

The Brains of the Operation…

The pompadour has been a front for the brains of this operation. The real mastermind behind The Rebel Rouser is not a man… Nor is it a supercomputer, as most of you have believed… It’s none other than this loveable being…

The true Rebel Rouser.