This is one pomade, that has eluded me for a while. Not because I couldn’t buy it, but because of the descriptions people have given it. But thanks to Rea from Cock Grease for bringing this pomade with her, so I can finally try it out!
I’ve heard that it’s softer than Sweet Georgia Brown in the blue tin. But on the website, it says the blue is lighter than the red. WHAT THE FUCK. WELL, WHICH ONE IS IT??? Luckily for you folks, I do this kind of shit, so I’m here to clear it all up.
Of course, the tin is like its other cousins, blue and purple, except for red. Real exciting, right?
The color combination on this tin, is pretty fuckin awesome. I wish that there were a local stockist, so I can just look at a full shelf of these pomades. Hell, at least I’d like it if Sweet Georgia Brown replied to my email! Well… that’s another story…
It has a sweet citrus scent to it. Nice to know that they have different scents! Which is one thing I really like about Sweet Georgia Brown, is that they smell so fuckin good. Plus, they’re a cool ass color!
Now… Let’s see how this pomade really is!
As soon as I scooped it out, I felt that it was considerably softer than the blue tin! FINALLY! SOME CLARITY! RIGHT? Wrong… Confusing, as fuck…
Although it is considerably softer in touch, than its blue counterpart, the hold is different. It’s a little bit… Stronger… Yeah… Fuck me, right?
In look and touch, this is a softer, greasier version of the blue Sweet Georgia Brown. However, it’s hold is noticeably stronger. It may be that it is greasier or stickier, that makes this pomade seem to be stronger than the other one. It’s a little mind fuck.
One difference I noticed, was that it didn’t exactly retain a “solid” hold. Make sense? As it is softer, it is more malleable, so it allows your hair to more around a little bit… Yeah, confusing, right?
Sheen wise, this thing is up there. Since it is the greasy cousin of the blue Sweet Georgia Brown, the high sheen comes along hand in hand. And it’s great. Definitely something people will notice in the day and night!
This pomade is one hell of a mind fuck and I fuckin love it. Whether or not this review made any sense or not, take my word for it. This pomade, is awesome. Gotta love how greasy it is and how well it can do a pomp. Simple as that. What more can I say?
Here’s a couple of pics, that can hopefully make some sense about this pomade.
That’s one hell of a fuckin spider bite!
And here are the fly bites… Fuckin hate bugs.
Sorry if I couldn’t put a great description of this pomade. It’s just really fuckin amazing and that’s all you need to know!
Keep it greasy!